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Why My Home Casino Rules
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So what's so fun about playing casino games from home? Forget the flashy software
and fat bonuses, it's all those little things that make life worth living, like
peace and quiet, expressing yourself freely, and snugly pajama pants. Seriously.
 It's
all about ME! me, me, me
In my home casino I'm the perfect host and the biggest VIP player around. I
pull my favorite chair, pour my favorite drinks, prepare my favorite snacks,
and put on my favorite music…what else could I ask for? That's called being
in the zone, baby!
As silly as I wanna be
I can scream, shout and do my little victory dance when I win with zero risk
to my reputation as the coolest player since Steve McQueen. I can do all that
minus the dance and plus some heavy swearing if I'm caught with my pants down.
Releasing tensions is very good for your health, I've been told. I know I don't
want any witnesses to my walk of shame after that shark in sweet old lady's
clothing drained the slot I've been working for the past hour...
Ah, blessed solitude...
Here I'm all about the game. It's just me relaxing, no lovey-dovey honeymooners,
smug rich tourists, or specimens from that special breed of loud cocky players
who seem to follow me around from the craps table to the bar to the bathroom.
No mysterious hot table-mate (make that terrifying thug) will flirt with me
(and make that scare the pants off me) just to hustle me (well, make that throw
me off my game). Oh and don't forget I can pick my nose to my heart's content
without making the dealer flinch from handling my chips. Now, that's a bonus.
Lose my pants, but in a good way
I don't care how good it may look, there's no way James Bond's tux or any of
his girls' frocks is comfier than my pajamas. I can play in my sweat pants.
Hey, I can play with no pants at all. You just can't count cards right when
all you want is to kick off your shoes…Sure, you can always show up in a T-shirt
and sandals at Monaco's most stuck-up casino, but somehow it's just not the
same, is it? Hey, where did I put my lucky sweat pants?
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